loink

another word for penis,schlong

Lick my loink! My loink loves spaloinking.

by Yoink Maloink May 6, 2006

Loink

Leak

HER PERJUBEN WAS LOINKING CREBEN ALL OVER MY FACE

by The geeben boobin December 2, 2022

Loink Master

A Loink Master is a Ling Ling head.

Son, stop being a Loink Master

by broken_heart_for_life_gang_999 April 14, 2022

Bad link

When you pull up to the function and it’s dead

Why’d you make us come to this busted ass party like, this is bad link

by onperiodtluv January 30, 2021

linkjack

To post something on reddit that was previously posted to Digg.

Did you see that story on reddit? Yes, it's a linkjack from Digg.

by noynoy-a September 16, 2010

link or lie

This is a challenge on online debate sites. If you doubt someone's claim you insist on EVIDENCE by a link to that or you assume their claim is a lie.

You claim the investigation was a sham, ok EVIDENCE - link or lie?

by I, Wreckerrr September 24, 2020

LinkedIn

An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.

“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
“Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016