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loftwing 

a person who’s overprotective to the point where it’s not even enjoyable anymore. usually has good intentions, but does shit wrongly. if you can cope with the protection he/she can be really fun to hang out with
man, your loftwing doesn’t let you do anything at all
loftwing by asakan March 24, 2021
Words you can keep
to be in a state of boredom
no be lofting - to have nothin' to do
lofting also can be interpreted as relaxing
just bunned and feel like loftin'
fucken sick of this loftin
stop loftin man, lets reach
lofting by blantus_blazah October 26, 2004
The act of taking Zoloft for recreational use; to get high off Zoloft
Did you see Jessica lofting the other day before school?
lofting by joostin13 October 20, 2008

Leftwing Extremists

Something in great abundance and yet you will never hear LEFTWING EXTREMISTS uttered on all of the radical leftwing liberal tv NEWS channels such as ABC,CBS,NBC,CNBC,PMSNBC,CNN,PBS and so on.However you will hear all of those channels saying "rightwing extremists" wuite regularly which is a testament to their LEFTWING EXTREMISM!!!!
During the DC snipers' insane shooting spree all of the LEFTWING EXTREMIST LIBERAL MEDIA channels all speculated around the clock that the shooters were,"white,Christian,right-wing extremists"...

This is because the insane-liberal-media's news anchors are all "RICH,WHITE,BIG-CITY,FUCKTARDS" with a slanted opinion stemming from total ignorance!

The Leftwing Propaganda machine 

see your television

All news channels

All of Hollywood

All music video channels

All tv commercials

All Celebrities

All rap

The ACLU,NAMBLA,the KKK,Neo-Nazis(four of the same thing)
Your tv set will turn you gay or make you a horny "bi" and get you into group sex!

By making you immoral they make you a better "consumer whore" and make you less intelligent,thus making it easier to "erode your rights"....

I'm not saying that Republicans are wonderful,I'm just saying that Democrats are evil and deceitful as all hell.

Leftwing propaganda is everywhere!

Wake up and pay attention!
Politicians DO NOT have YOUR best interests at heart.
Q: You going to the party tonight
A: No im just lofting at home tonight

or
I'm lofting on a hammock
Lofting by the guys from room 9 August 15, 2012
lofwing n.: 1. A lovely assemblage of several different colors (all hot) in one mass of hair.

BUT ONLY ON THE MONICA. It just doesn't work for other people.
Monica Czubba's hair is lofwing.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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