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More generally known as oesje.
Loesjes are very scary, white-haired monstrosities. They're not usually seen in public, but if you were to stumble upon one, DON'T WORRY.
Their vision is based on movement. If you slowly drop to the ground and stop breathing, they'll eventually move away.
Watch out! There's a Loesje nearby!!
loesje by Achaelus January 6, 2017
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Letjetje is South African slang for a dick. It's preferred over dick because its much smoother on the tounge.
Damn bro!! That bish was all over my letjetje
Letjetje by TjeTje July 21, 2018
A version of the word "Later". It is commonly used online in chatrooms, IMs, RPGs, etc. It is not used in real life areas much because there is no exact known pronunciation.

This word has supposedly originated from a Dutch commercial about typos.
Username 1: Hey man sorry but I gotta go.

Username 2: Ok dude. loeter
You are a Loetjeh when you win lane lose game
this Loetjeh just won his lane and lost the game
loetjeh by MarkPoephark January 5, 2018
Lottje is super hot and nice. She’s got everything. The looks, the personality and all you look for in a wonderful girl. If you once meet a lottje you don’t wanna loose her she’s super precious. She will always give everything for people she loves so don’t use her for that. Lottje is wifey material and once again don’t loose her.
Dude 1: Do you know lottje the hot chic ?
Dude 2: yess omg I wanna marry her!
Lottje by Lottiii November 21, 2021
Lotje is the most kind en cutest girl in the world. She cares deeply for her friends, family and mostly animals. She is a dog lover in her bones. Everyone who knows Lotje, loves her and wants to be with her.
Lotje is thé cutest
Lotje by liesjelang November 21, 2021
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