More generally known as oesje.
Loesjes are very scary, white-haired monstrosities. They're not usually seen in public, but if you were to stumble upon one, DON'T WORRY.
Their vision is based on movement. If you slowly drop to the ground and stop breathing, they'll eventually move away.
A version of the word "Later". It is commonly used online in chatrooms, IMs, RPGs, etc. It is not used in real life areas much because there is no exact known pronunciation.
This word has supposedly originated from a Dutch commercial about typos.
Lottje is super hot and nice. She’s got everything. The looks, the personality and all you look for in a wonderful girl. If you once meet a lottje you don’t wanna loose her she’s super precious. She will always give everything for people she loves so don’t use her for that. Lottje is wifey material and once again don’t loose her.
Dude 1: Do you know lottje the hot chic ?
Dude 2: yess omg I wanna marry her!
Lotje is the most kind en cutest girl in the world. She cares deeply for her friends, family and mostly animals. She is a dog lover in her bones. Everyone who knows Lotje, loves her and wants to be with her.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.