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More generally known as oesje.
Loesjes are very scary, white-haired monstrosities. They're not usually seen in public, but if you were to stumble upon one, DON'T WORRY.
Their vision is based on movement. If you slowly drop to the ground and stop breathing, they'll eventually move away.
Watch out! There's a Loesje nearby!!
loesje by Achaelus January 6, 2017
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one who is characterized by his dry witty humor, tall stature, and deep god-like voice
last night Loesel told me to repent and i spent all night praying that loesel have mercy on me
loesel by tizzle November 6, 2003
Related Words
loesje • Liesje • loeser • loesoe • lesjewbian • loesel • loesie • loesoemboe • Loetje • loetjeh
A unique, quirky and witty girl who cannot stop thinking. Liesjes are typically conservative prudes to the public, but can become very passionate when with someone they love. They are loyal and will never choose to leave any relationship if it can be fixed. They are generally socially anxious. They are truly themselves and typically like indie music and alternative rock.
Why is she such a Liesje in public?
Liesje is awesome.
Liesje by hoadlfkng34 September 9, 2012
Straat taal voor los gaan/Van de wereld zijn.

Meestal gebruikt door mensen die stoned of dronken zijn of gaan worden.
Jongens, vanavond gaan we helemaal loesoe
Loesoe by lalallopsyland July 3, 2016
Being out of the wold, loesoe>ashraf>hi>stoned
Man im so ''loesoe''.
im so ashraf
im so out of the world
im not here
loesoe by Micheal Berry October 2, 2007
she is known to have morbid humor and very depressed
why is she/he such a liesje
liesje by Another human yay December 18, 2018

loesoemboe 

if someone needs to leave very quickly he goes loesoemboe
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loesoemboe by peter oranjekoek August 13, 2022
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