Lockyness 

The act of forgetting events, days and times on a regular basis.

''That was pure Lockyness, she forgot to pick the kid up from school at the right time AGAIN!!''

Lockyness by Lockyness2012 July 22, 2012

lackness 

A significant lack of substance within a mean, arrogant, and mad context.

The middle aged daughter took her aging Mother for lunch. Her complete lackness of good behavior and interest clearly illustrated their awful relationship history. She just didn't care about her Mother as she displayed such apparent lackness of love.

lackness by suzgirl November 24, 2016

loconess 

a word meaning "craziness"

Can you believe gas prices these days? It's loconess!

loconess by ChristinaFL September 22, 2005

lochness poopie 

When your feces makes sea-serpent like curls or protrudes in part above above the water line in the toilet

I blasted a wicked lochness poopie!
I think it turned and looked at me...

lochness poopie by Eddie Crandall January 16, 2008

locktess 

A very crutial accessory that is near the shoulder. Usually shiny or raw. Located near the neaner area. Looks very cool but gets messed up very easily. Many people get angry about the locktess, simply because they don't know where it is located. The locktess is easily change an ugly man to a sexy man in seconds. The locktess looks best in blue, though maroon also looks pretty dope.

"Yo Drew your locktess is messed up G"
"What's that?"
"It's in the neaner area"
"Oh! thanks I looked stupid for a second."

locktess by locktess monster October 2, 2013

Lochness 

A negative notifier. If you disapprove of anything or if it makes you sick, it's 'lochness'.

- "Jimmy blew wind right in front of me in math class today... so I yelled 'LOCHNESS!' in his ear"
- "So my dad drives a hummer, and I'm like 'dad', 'hummer', same sentence?... ew, that's lochness"
- "The <insert favorite team here> just lost again! They are so lochness right now"
- "I do believe that I was so frightened that I lochnessed myself"

Lochness by Dynast August 8, 2006

lochness monster 

The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.

Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.

lochness monster by LGRAWR September 1, 2006