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Lockyness 

The act of forgetting events, days and times on a regular basis.
''That was pure Lockyness, she forgot to pick the kid up from school at the right time AGAIN!!''
Lockyness by Lockyness2012 July 22, 2012
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lackness 

A significant lack of substance within a mean, arrogant, and mad context.
The middle aged daughter took her aging Mother for lunch. Her complete lackness of good behavior and interest clearly illustrated their awful relationship history. She just didn't care about her Mother as she displayed such apparent lackness of love.
lackness by suzgirl November 24, 2016

loconess 

Can you believe gas prices these days? It's loconess!
loconess by ChristinaFL September 22, 2005

lochness poopie 

When your feces makes sea-serpent like curls or protrudes in part above above the water line in the toilet
I blasted a wicked lochness poopie!
I think it turned and looked at me...
lochness poopie by Eddie Crandall January 16, 2008

locktess 

A very crutial accessory that is near the shoulder. Usually shiny or raw. Located near the neaner area. Looks very cool but gets messed up very easily. Many people get angry about the locktess, simply because they don't know where it is located. The locktess is easily change an ugly man to a sexy man in seconds. The locktess looks best in blue, though maroon also looks pretty dope.
"Yo Drew your locktess is messed up G"
"What's that?"
"It's in the neaner area"
"Oh! thanks I looked stupid for a second."
locktess by locktess monster October 2, 2013

Lochness 

A negative notifier. If you disapprove of anything or if it makes you sick, it's 'lochness'.
- "Jimmy blew wind right in front of me in math class today... so I yelled 'LOCHNESS!' in his ear"
- "So my dad drives a hummer, and I'm like 'dad', 'hummer', same sentence?... ew, that's lochness"
- "The <insert favorite team here> just lost again! They are so lochness right now"
- "I do believe that I was so frightened that I lochnessed myself"
Lochness by Dynast August 8, 2006

lochness monster 

The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.
Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.
lochness monster by LGRAWR September 1, 2006
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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