Lockerley

Tiny English village in the middle of nowhere which hosts various (usually diasatrous) piss ups in fields. Ridiculous lack of transport links and anything remotely interesting to do.

"I'm going to a piss up in Lockerley"

Lockerley by lol@you. June 21, 2009

lockerzed 

When a site cannot handle excess server load from a predictably busy day. Derived from the infamous server load related errors produced during a prize restock on lockerz.

Yo man, I heard BestBuy was selling 40" plasma tv's for $50 starting at 1am online only, but when I tried to load the page it was lockerzed.

lockerzed by SgtSquirrel December 17, 2009

meat lockery 

To adhere to the qualities of a butcher's meat locker. Not to be confused with meat locker. Noticeably cold.

While everyone was complaining of the 100 plus degree heat, I was in my cubicle where the air was meat lockery.

meat lockery by Bestine September 28, 2008

Hurt Lockered 

1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.

2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.

3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.

4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.

I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!

I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.

I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.

Hurt Lockered by richardslinger September 10, 2010

Locksley 

A really awesome band from Wisconsin, currently residing in New York. They are said to sound similar to the Beatles. Their music is really upbeat and catchy. They headlined MTV's first Choose or Lose Tour.

They have toured with many great artists including OK Go, We Are Scientists, The Dandy Warhols, John Vanderslice, She Wants Revenge, The Rapture, Hanson, Rooney, Ray Davies of the Kinks, and others!

The band members include:
Jesse Laz: vocals/rhythm guitar
Kai Kennedy: vocals/lead guitar
Sam Bair: drums
Jordan Laz: bass

When their old bassist, Aaron Collins, left the band Jesse's younger brother Jordan joined the band as the new bass player.

Have you listened to Locksley? You should!

Locksley by musicluv January 20, 2009

lockerfy 

the act of putting away your things into your locker

student has things in their desk... "I need to lockerfy my stuff"

lockerfy by meesh14 June 19, 2008

emma lockrey 

Just straight up doesn’t answer her fucking phone. That’s it. That’s the only definition.

That person is such an emma lockrey

emma lockrey by connor.edge April 8, 2020