Lochted

To purposely show a person a picture of your dick because you think you (and your dick) are the shit

I asked my friend Ryan for his phone, but when I opened it up, the background was his dick! He totally lochted me!

by Bacontoothpick April 21, 2015

Lochte

The art of making a ridiculous story up to sound bad ass

Me: Bruh... That story doesn't even sound possible. Did you just go full Lochte? Never go full Lochte... Remember 2016 in Rio

by Juan_Flaco August 19, 2016

ryan lochte

What you call somebody when they are just "lying to kick it". Basically fabricating a story for no other reason but to sound "cool"

P1: Brian told me that last night he was in a high speed chase with the police...totally got away though!
P2: That fool was at my house last night, crying cause he broke up with his girlfriend
P1: What a Ryan Lochte!

by Mellow D August 18, 2016

ryan lochte

one of the hottest u.s swimmers to ever live.

taylor: did you see michael phelps swim last night?
steph: no i was too busy watching ryan lochte on the sidelines.

by steph lons October 8, 2008

Ryan Lochte Fever

An inordinate obsession with Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte mainly due to his ridiculously hot body and face not necessarily his exceptional swimming ability. Symptoms include but are not limited to searching for him on twitter everyday, tweeting at him or about him frequently, making memes about him, looking up latest news stories about him, daydreaming about him, wanting to jump into your tv and tell him to "take you now", fantasizing about licking his abs, hating other girls or gay men that also think he's hot and so on.

Could also be simply referred to as "Lochte fever"

Delusional Lochte Fan: I have like 600 photos of my future husband Ryan Lochte on Instagram.

Confused non-Lochte Fan: Looks like you've got Ryan Lochte Fever.

by RyanLochteLover91 August 23, 2012

lochte

A complete idiot; a total buffoon. The kind of person who lies to their mom and somehow has it blow up into an international incident.

"Oh man, I just got a text from Steve. What should I tell him about tonight?"
"DO NOT tell Steve about this party! Dude's a total lochte. He'll get us all busted."

by SpicoliForPresident August 19, 2016

Lochte'd

After a night of drinking with friends you make up a story and someone leaves your to take the heat as they get out of dodge. Only for the truth to come out later after they've made it to safety. When your false story is brought into light and you have been pulled off your plane, passport taken, and interrogated by foreign officials, but your "friend" is home safe and sound.

What do you mean your friend's at home? Man you got Lochte'd.

by Cisco 2 August 18, 2016