lochten

To cool for the urban dictionary

Alana’s last name is lochten

lochten by anonymous November 21, 2021

Lochte 

The art of making a ridiculous story up to sound bad ass

Me: Bruh... That story doesn't even sound possible. Did you just go full Lochte? Never go full Lochte... Remember 2016 in Rio

Lochte by Juan_Flaco August 19, 2016

ryan lochte 

What you call somebody when they are just "lying to kick it". Basically fabricating a story for no other reason but to sound "cool"

P1: Brian told me that last night he was in a high speed chase with the police...totally got away though!
P2: That fool was at my house last night, crying cause he broke up with his girlfriend
P1: What a Ryan Lochte!

ryan lochte by Mellow D August 18, 2016

Nick Lechtenberg 

Typically a bald, ugly fat mf who thinks he rules papillion la vista highschool. His head looks like a deflated football and looks like mr egg man from sonic. He walks around like he’s hard and accuses everyone of having a vaporizer. He gets paid minimum wage and acts like a complete dick. He hates all the freshmen and try’s to square up to them. He rolls up with the security squad and follows you into the bathroom and watches you shit than asks you “are you vaping”. The answer is fuck nah you weird bald ass creep stalking me. Fuck Nick he’s a bitch.

Look at that nick lechtenberg! He’s such a fag following a freshie Into that bathroom! He’s a pervert!

Nick Lechtenberg by bigdaddylance October 21, 2019

ryan lochte 

one of the hottest u.s swimmers to ever live.

taylor: did you see michael phelps swim last night?
steph: no i was too busy watching ryan lochte on the sidelines.

ryan lochte by steph lons October 8, 2008

Ryan Lochte Fever

An inordinate obsession with Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte mainly due to his ridiculously hot body and face not necessarily his exceptional swimming ability. Symptoms include but are not limited to searching for him on twitter everyday, tweeting at him or about him frequently, making memes about him, looking up latest news stories about him, daydreaming about him, wanting to jump into your tv and tell him to "take you now", fantasizing about licking his abs, hating other girls or gay men that also think he's hot and so on.

Could also be simply referred to as "Lochte fever"

Delusional Lochte Fan: I have like 600 photos of my future husband Ryan Lochte on Instagram.

Confused non-Lochte Fan: Looks like you've got Ryan Lochte Fever.

Ryan Lochte Fever by RyanLochteLover91 August 23, 2012

lochte 

A complete idiot; a total buffoon. The kind of person who lies to their mom and somehow has it blow up into an international incident.

"Oh man, I just got a text from Steve. What should I tell him about tonight?"
"DO NOT tell Steve about this party! Dude's a total lochte. He'll get us all busted."

lochte by SpicoliForPresident August 19, 2016