Lochte'd

After a night of drinking with friends you make up a story and someone leaves your to take the heat as they get out of dodge. Only for the truth to come out later after they've made it to safety. When your false story is brought into light and you have been pulled off your plane, passport taken, and interrogated by foreign officials, but your "friend" is home safe and sound.

What do you mean your friend's at home? Man you got Lochte'd.

Lochte'd by Cisco 2 August 18, 2016

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Lochte'd

Bailing on your friends and letting them take the fall after doing something stupid.

Fleeing the scene of vandalism scot-free.

"That motherfucker Joey Lochte'd on outta there when we got wasted at that bar and started braking chairs. We spent the night in county while he drove off drunk into the night!"

Lochte'd by TetrisGuru1989 August 23, 2016

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Lochted

To purposely show a person a picture of your dick because you think you (and your dick) are the shit

I asked my friend Ryan for his phone, but when I opened it up, the background was his dick! He totally lochted me!

Lochted by Bacontoothpick April 21, 2015

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dirty lochie

A 'dirty lochie' is when you stick your foot up someones us and they stick there foot up yours while lying down and you use your hands to crawl around.

i witnessed my parents doing a dirty lochie this morning

dirty lochie by pappiJim October 18, 2020

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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