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Lochte'd 

After a night of drinking with friends you make up a story and someone leaves your to take the heat as they get out of dodge. Only for the truth to come out later after they've made it to safety. When your false story is brought into light and you have been pulled off your plane, passport taken, and interrogated by foreign officials, but your "friend" is home safe and sound.
What do you mean your friend's at home? Man you got Lochte'd.
Lochte'd by Cisco 2 August 18, 2016
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Lochte'd 

Bailing on your friends and letting them take the fall after doing something stupid.

Fleeing the scene of vandalism scot-free.
"That motherfucker Joey Lochte'd on outta there when we got wasted at that bar and started braking chairs. We spent the night in county while he drove off drunk into the night!"
Lochte'd by TetrisGuru1989 August 23, 2016
To purposely show a person a picture of your dick because you think you (and your dick) are the shit
I asked my friend Ryan for his phone, but when I opened it up, the background was his dick! He totally lochted me!
Lochted by Bacontoothpick April 21, 2015

dirty lochie 

A 'dirty lochie' is when you stick your foot up someones us and they stick there foot up yours while lying down and you use your hands to crawl around.
i witnessed my parents doing a dirty lochie this morning
dirty lochie by pappiJim October 18, 2020

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026