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A complete idiot; a total buffoon. The kind of person who lies to their mom and somehow has it blow up into an international incident.
"Oh man, I just got a text from Steve. What should I tell him about tonight?"
"DO NOT tell Steve about this party! Dude's a total lochte. He'll get us all busted."
"DO NOT tell Steve about this party! Dude's a total lochte. He'll get us all busted."
by SpicoliForPresident August 19, 2016
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