Lobster Boi

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by LocalDopeman8 August 26, 2018

slow lobster boil

When the hot water you’re in is getting hotter so slowly that you don’t grasp the danger you’re in until it’s too late.

I was just a few steps away from death when I was pulled from that slow lobster boil of a workplace.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019

slow Pompeo lobster boil

Slang for Pompeo’s slow decline into political death as all of his obscenely piggish and self-aggrandizing acts come to light.

We are all watching the slow Pompeo lobster boil; he is already apparently losing consciousness as he lamely tries to defend himself.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Chicago Lobster Boil

When a woman inserts a live lobster's tail into her vagina, and then begins running a lighter along the protruding limbs/face. The pain inflicted on the lobster results in panicked convulsions and the woman experiences multiple, intense orgasms.

"Bitch, why you got a lobster in yo pussy!?"

"It's called a Chicago Lobster Boil, it feels amazing!"

by LobsterFan69420 May 9, 2021

Louisville Lobster Boil

The congregation of more than 6 obese naked women in a hot tub. Not to be confused with a Charleston Clam bake, which includes 3-6 of said women.

I thought my vacation was already bad enough after seeing that Charleston Clam Bake, until I walked in on a Louisville Lobster Boil. Shit smelled awful. I threw up in my mouth.

by Khimp April 17, 2020

Boiling the lobster

A sexual innuendo. Also could be interpreted as sticking your “member” inside a woman’s…and letting it marinade

“Ya bro, I had a few too many and ended up boiling the lobster with her”

by Knob Slopper November 17, 2021

boil a lobster

Accomplishing two things by doing one.

Similar to "killing two birds with one stone."

Let's boil a lobster and buy some snacks when we stop for gas.

by Akerman88 May 12, 2011