A useless creature that is formed when a balrog mates with a lobster, resulting in a lobster beast with flaming feeler (palp) which effectively cooks their own body. This is ironic because they can only utilize these flaming feelers when out of the water (their natural habitat) at risk of cooking themselves, additionally that means they are not effective in battle in their natural habitat as they cannot utilize their flaming feelers. Thus a lobrog can be defined as someone who is very useless.

Tim: Have you met that new kid Fay?

Ben: No but I hear he is a total Lobrog.

Harry: Yeah he is the most useless kid I know.

Lobrog by Oven123 August 27, 2010

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Lorrain

A beautiful person inside and out. Caring, charming and extremely funny, if you are having a bad day she can lift you up immediately. Honest and trustworthy, she is a great friend who is loved by many. She gives all the right advice without judgement, and always has a smile on her face! She is genuine, and gives everybody second chances. She readily forgives and always offers a good shoulder to cry on. She knows herself well, and embraces her character instead of trying to be somebody she's not. Keep her as close as you can, because when you're far away, you will miss her more than you may imagine!

amazing honest genuine truthful lorrain

Lorrain by gengar gf June 29, 2020

Lorraine

She is an amazing and gorgeous girl. She is full of energy and kindness. She stands up for her friends and is not afraid to fight back. Sometimes she can overreact and swear alot but everyone loves her, even if she makes some mistakes.

Lorraine you were there when I needed you the most. Thankyou xx

Lorraine by Izzy Parrish November 30, 2016

Lorrainne

The most magnificent girl you could ever meet and happens to be a fantastic sister and friend, who everyone adores and men fancy the pants off her because she is so beautiful. Words cannot describe her stunning beauty. She's hilarious and tells you like it is. She can be sensitive and probably gives amazing hugs. She has great taste in music and movies. Loves coffee. She likes to win and never loses and she's always right too. A total ninja, and the best person in the world, hands down. To summerise she is fantastic, sexy and full of class.

Lorrainne!

Lorrainne by Lovely lady <3 November 13, 2011

Lorraina

Lorraina is the most wonderful person you could ever meet. She is a hard worker, caring, hilarious, super cute, sexy, kind, and has a great taste in music. She is tremendously musical and does excellent in school. She always wants to help out and make sure the ones she cares about are happy. Lorraina makes the perfect girlfriend/wife. If you never meet her, then you are missing out on something very special.

Person 1: Hey, have you ever met Lorraina?
Person 2: No, I have not.
Person 1: Well damn, your life must suck then...

Lorraina by amjh November 24, 2012

lörres

Bezeichnung für das männliche Genital ursprü glich aus dem Rheinland hat sich diese wunderschöne Bezeichnung sukkzessive im gesamten deutschen Sprachraum etabliert.

Den Lörres mal so richtig reinhämmern.

Der Lörres muss reingehämmert werden

Lörres erus in sicke jonn

lörres by Lörresloverin December 16, 2015

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026