Lorren

The hottest girl in the world. Clever, funny, insightful. She has an amazing body, is good at sport, is beautiful, patient, kind and caring. She will also shag all night like a teenager and then want more once she has eaten pain au chocolat for breakfast.

Wow, that perfect stranger is a real Lorren!

by AllBlueToday January 12, 2013

Lorren

Lorren is very sweet and shy. She needs a lot of attention so boys better be there for her 24/7. She is very artistic and she tends to be on the shorter side. She may come off childlike but beware she also has a Darkside. She has a great taste in fashion and she loves to shop for knickknacks

Wow look at that pretty girl paint she must be a “Lorren

by ephantbarkrun906 January 8, 2022

Lorren

The male spelling of the name "Lauren", aka the best sounding name in all humanity; a guy that seems to be normal but in actuality has various obsessions with stationary, hardcore metal music that blasts out your ears as well as ocean noises that sound like nothingness, apples, occasional styling glue, and discussing life in general. When in doubt with the world, tends to make up original phrases such as "shwewdghjs" or "asldewdhjyeshit" to express frustration. Feels good about donating to the homeless, frequently goes 'ape shit' over nostalgia, and makes spontaneous book purchases.

"sjakdkhewkdhwe"
"oh, that's just a Lorren letting out his inner distraught"

by Eddy mcknight November 30, 2009

loreen

the funniest person you will ever meet. definitely the most wholesome person out there. Aside from being the best looking, 100000/10 in terms of character. Definitely wouldn't regret meeting this girl. She makes it too easy for you to be proud of her

loreen likes munggo a flipino dish

by $hanghai June 8, 2021

Lorena

Latin/European. Lorena’s are usually very bubbly and energetic. Really artsy and creative and has a very unique taste in music. Can roast you till you’re a pile of burnt ashes on the floor. She is very loyal and always has your back. Super affectionate to those she loves. Lorena’s often have a very dirty humour and everything seems funny to her. Lorena’s also have some insecurities that she doesnt like to talk about. She can be very distant and depressed at times but tries to hide it from others so they don’t worry. Lorena’s usually have beautiful dark hair and even darker eyes. Lorena is very smart and can make any guy fall for her. Lorena’s are really good at keeping secrets and always know how to comfort her friends. She is super loving and very flirtatious with her loved one. Make sure to never let go of a Lorena because chances are you’ll regret it very much after.

Guy1: That girl is so cute!
Guy2: yeah, that’s lorena

by lmao I’m just a random person January 25, 2019

Lorenzo Berkshire

a kind, hot guy from the Wattpad story “Filthy”. He’s a slytherin with mommy & daddy issues. cousin & best friend to Draco Malfoy.

My favorite character from “Filthy” is Lorenzo Berkshire.

by wattpadlover January 13, 2021

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming his Lorenzo after her father, and Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage.

Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.

He is the founder of Von Matterhorn Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or VMIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.

See The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.

By pretending to be Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barney managed to convince a woman to sleep with him.

by lilypotter56 July 25, 2012