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to lazily sit around doing nothing
"What were you doing all day?"

"Just loaftin'"
loaftin by pigman September 13, 2014
Words you can keep
verb
-keeping someone waiting without reason;
-agreeing to make plans but never making any/following through

noun
-similar to being a wasteyute (see urban definitions)
-a person who is not responding to set/make plans
Verb
“why you loaftin?”
“you’re loaftin on me”

Noun
“Darryl is such a loaft.”
“He said he’d be here at 3, what a loaft”
Loaftin by The Existentialist (.ca) September 20, 2021

Brand Loafing 

The act of taking one company's brand and altering it slightly to create a new brand.
Have you ever thought about creating an online streaming movie company, and directing it towards gay people, and then calling it Netdix?

Yes. Yes I have. Lets go Brand Loafing.
Brand Loafing by Lespaul1101 June 8, 2011
To laze around your house or place of residence, and to not have a care in the world.
"Loafing does the body good"
Loafing by Slackers April 5, 2003

Rodeo Loafing 

the act of pooping but not snapping it off, then proceeding to squat over a partner and have them give felatio to the poop
rodeo loafing like a cowboy on heat
Rodeo Loafing by Nicky K.O October 10, 2011
The act of lifting and floating. Also the wasting of time when important stuff has to get done.
"Hey Sarracini, stop loafting man, we gotta go smash stuff!"
Loafting by Brokkalakis October 6, 2009

freestyle loafing

A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.
"What are you going to do after work?"

"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."
More from Urban Dictionary

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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