Loftin

The act of riding a unicycle without a seat.

"did you go to the Macy's Gay Day Parade?"

"Yes, they had several Loftinists there"

"It was my first time seeing a Loftin, it was amazing."

Loftin by FischerBoom April 28, 2010

Loftin

A Loftin is when you loft your cum over a girl's face onto the other guy fucking her and it lands on his dick.

Oh dude I was totally gang-bangin' my bitch the other day and my bro pulled a Loftin on me.

Loftin by bellpepper October 22, 2009

Loftin

A surname/middle name popularized in modern day England, Ireland, The USA, and Canada

and also (amongus)

Person 1: Oh hey there, I didn't catch your name
Person 2: Oh right, its Zach Loftin

Loftin by WhyIsMyUserSexualized November 17, 2021

eric loftin 

a man whose gas tank is perpetually on E, only runs from "teeth or badges," but somehow he gets away every time!! So don't ask him to run to the corner market for anything that u will need in the next 14hrs bc he is preoccupied being a racecar driver (check your local news reports for updates). U will NEVER be stuck anywhere with this guy bc surprise! he is a mechanic w more tricks up his sleeveless tee than inspector gadget. expert tea maker ("don't squeeze the tea bag"). a guy who is a no bs kinda man, the kind who will throw a firecracker between opposing parties when all they wanna do is pussyfoot before the fight. all told, this is a man u hope is on your team and not the guy against u. and god help u if u stand betw him and his gf.

Mark: Did you hear about the 5 hour stand-off between SWAT and that guy who lives on the corner?
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.

eric loftin by anonymous February 1, 2024

steady liftin 

The act of lifting weights or working out on a consistent and regular basis for the purpose of achieving ones fitness related goals. The phrase "Steady Liftin" has been popularized by the Steady Liftin' Apparel company who designs and sells fitness themed clothing.

Wow! Jeff is really starting to look muscular and defined! He's definitely Steady Liftin' and it shows!

steady liftin by Brian L. Peck April 26, 2014

Ego lifting 

The act of lifting heavy weights for the sole purpose of impressing other people in the room. This is usually done with awful form and gratuitous grunting noises.

John: Look at that idiot ego lifting over there.

Mike: Omg, what a tool. He isn't even using much weight.

Ego lifting by properliftingman August 29, 2010

Traffic Looting 

The act of purposefully ignoring rules of the road to retain some semblance of power in a usually powerless life in the same sense as looting stores during a riot; e.g. running red lights, ignoring yield signs and general courtesy because of a sense of self-entitlement.

"That person didn't care that he ran that red light. That's some straight up Traffic Looting; trying to get what's his."

Traffic Looting by cesareo gracias February 19, 2013