Loaf Bread 

When a girl is getting tit fucked while the guys dick is cover in bread crumbs.

Guy 1- "Man, last night, I was really loaf breading this chick hard, you should really try it."

Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading

Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."

Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."

Loaf Bread by Mr.Endurance April 23, 2014

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! 

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.

Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal

Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009

bread loaf 

n.: the worst insult ever

1) Dale (c) =): u bread loaf
2) haha remo, u bread loaf

bread loaf by notd665 October 27, 2005

Like a loaf of bread 

If you hold a loaf of bread tightly, you will damage it. The term refers to holding the ball LIGHTLY as you would a LOAF OF BREAD, which means it can be easily dislodged from the player.

"To avoid a fumble, running backs should grip the ball tightly and not like a loaf of bread"

Like a loaf of bread by SwimUpRiver February 2, 2016

bread loaf shoes 

When an obese women is so fat that her feet puff out of the tops of her shoes like that of rising bread from a loaf pan.

Yo, check out that fat girls bread loaf shoes, her feet are puffing out of them just like rising bread.

bread loaf shoes by me.....)()( January 12, 2008

Like a loaf of bread 

The way TV sports announcers, usually following a fumble, describe a football player's style of holding the ball, when he has it in one hand away from his body. It's ridiculous because no one has ever actually seen anyone hold a loaf of bread that way, but they say it every time anyway.

No wonder he fumbled. Look how he was carrying it out there like a loaf of bread.

Like a loaf of bread by Ooooooya January 21, 2011