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Little Leaguer 

Coach a little league team to the city title, take them out to pizza to celebrate, have them come back to your house for ice cream, kill them, have sex with them and bury them in the walls of your basement.
Hey man where's Rick been, I haven't seen him in months.

Dude, he got sent to jail bro, got busted pulling a little leaguer.
Little Leaguer by sanfred December 17, 2010

Little League World Series 

When you shove 9 fingers into a lady. Preferably more of your non dominant hand. Your dominant thumb then rubs the clitorus while you yell "hey batta batta"!
I almost did a doublefist but opted for the little league world series.

Little League beater 

When Someones dad from little league charges the mound and beats the living shit out of a 11 year old kid.
Coughlin! whgat the fuck is wrong with your dad! He just beat the Shit out of a 11 year old kid! what is he? A Little League Beater!

Little League 

An asain kid who always wears sweats and looks looks he wants to play baseball at an amateur level.
Nice sweat suit little league, did your mom pick it out for you?
Little League by gimpfamily February 23, 2012

Little League Dad

A little league dad is the male equivalent to a soccer mom;
white

middle-upper middle class
office drone
kids have names like hannah, tyler, becky, and zachary
kids usually enrolled in 1 or more extra-curricular activity (mainly little league baseball)
Usually a decently nice person, but when they're in the stands when their kid is at the bat, they are BLOODTHIRSTY.
Person 1: "I was walking by a baseball game, and when some kid got a home run, this dude fucking LOST IT."
Person 2: "Definitely a little league dad."

Little League 

For 12 year old girls to watch (mostly stalk) hot 14ish year old boys play baseball!
12 year old girl 1 - did you see that hottie in last nights game?
12 year old girl 2 - duh I’ve already requested him on ig and dmd him 33 times!
12 year old girl 1 - I only watch little league for the hotties