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Litov by ShittingBricks July 12, 2023
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Igors Litvjakovs
Best programmer to ever exist on planet Earth. Redefined what it means to be a programmer and a short angry man. He is God to every programmer. Lives in the big boomer city know as Ķengarags. Invented algoriths, computer thinking, the famous Alt+Tab macro and flowcharts.
Me: But teacher...
Teacher: THE ALGORITHM ISNT EFFECTIVE. YOU DIDNT FOLLOW THE IGORS LITVJAKOVS RULES BLYAD
Teacher: THE ALGORITHM ISNT EFFECTIVE. YOU DIDNT FOLLOW THE IGORS LITVJAKOVS RULES BLYAD
Igors Litvjakovs by anonymous September 10, 2020
Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.
"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."
"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"
"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"
Mike Litoris by Gran Torino December 19, 2009
Litos Baker's Dozen
Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.
"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"
Litos Baker's Dozen by CarLitosA January 9, 2009
Litost [Lee' - toast]
Litost is a nearly untranslatable Czech word, a state of feeling miserable and humiliated. “Litost is a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery,” - The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera. Litost connects insult to revenge, with desire to strike back at the perceived source of one’s shame.
Litost [Lee' - toast] by B. McDoc September 6, 2005
litong
A really sweet girl. She’s really cute, caring, and liked by everyone. She’s just about the most amazing girl u can meet in your life.
She love music, and life in general, and is always ready to try out new thing. She doesn’t know what fear is, and is never scared of getting out of her comfort zone.
She love music, and life in general, and is always ready to try out new thing. She doesn’t know what fear is, and is never scared of getting out of her comfort zone.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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