Lisimp

Lisimp- The words lie and simp put together. Pronounced like- (Luh-simp). Lisimp is someone who lies about their age, looks, height, etc. To get people to simp over them. This usually happens when you meet someone online, if this happens in real life and you still manage to get someone to simp over you, you are a very good liar/lisimp.

Amanda (texting Dan in a Gc ): I have red hair and I know you like girls with red hair.
Dan (texting Amanda Gc): Really! Now I know you look good because your hair is red, I think I like you now.
Garry (Texting in the GC): Wow! Amanda you really are a lisimp because you know you don't have red hair.

by mhmmthetruth November 19, 2020

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Lisipi

An acronym used by stoners.
Light It, Smoke It, Pass it.

Yo, lisipi that shit, dawg before i shit myself

by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008

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Lisimani

Lisimani is an attention whore who loves to talk about herself. She is commonly confused like ALL the time. She has big ass calves likes to wear her purple leggings that look like her bare legs. She also does not like to shave her legs. Even though nothing ever makes sense to her she is surprisingly a good ass driver (except for right turns). She is very athletic but can be a bitch. And she dreams of marrying a country boy or beaner with a child named Westin. She looks brown on the outside but on the inside she is very very white. Second in command behind Louisa, the SPED KING!!

Random Person: "Who is getting off the short bus today?"
Other Person: "Probably Louisa and Lisimani. They are speds"

by eatingasssince04 January 9, 2020

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Lisimpa

A person who shows no PDA towards his or her significant other. However when his boy is around and he says goodnight I love you he says I hate you to his homie but I love you too his girlfriend. This makes him a simp. But remains a lip virgin.

Man he hasn’t kissed her yet what a lisimpa !

by Jitsavage69 September 6, 2020

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