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lbsimp by theneverlandfairy July 2, 2021
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Lisimp
Lisimp- The words lie and simp put together. Pronounced like- (Luh-simp). Lisimp is someone who lies about their age, looks, height, etc. To get people to simp over them. This usually happens when you meet someone online, if this happens in real life and you still manage to get someone to simp over you, you are a very good liar/lisimp.
Amanda (texting Dan in a Gc ): I have red hair and I know you like girls with red hair.
Dan (texting Amanda Gc): Really! Now I know you look good because your hair is red, I think I like you now.
Garry (Texting in the GC): Wow! Amanda you really are a lisimp because you know you don't have red hair.
Dan (texting Amanda Gc): Really! Now I know you look good because your hair is red, I think I like you now.
Garry (Texting in the GC): Wow! Amanda you really are a lisimp because you know you don't have red hair.
Lisimp by mhmmthetruth November 19, 2020
Lisimpa
A person who shows no PDA towards his or her significant other. However when his boy is around and he says goodnight I love you he says I hate you to his homie but I love you too his girlfriend. This makes him a simp. But remains a lip virgin.
Lisimpa by Jitsavage69 September 6, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable