Lirus

The fake sickness that is obtained when one is too lazy or still feeling the effects from the party last night to attend work that day and calls in sick.

"Hopefully the boss doesn't catch onto my lirus."
"I don't know how much longer this lirus is going to stay inside of my body."

by mattyp2109 July 12, 2009

linussy

the power lin manuel miranda has to be a lyrical genius and makes an absolute banger song

dang! lin really put his whole linussy into this song!

by teddybearfluff December 7, 2021

Libussy

When you're deep in the library and can't escape.

Him: Where you at lass

Her: Deep in the libussy come trawl for me

by YeaNahYeah April 6, 2022

liru

A SEXY ASS ANIME/HENTAI CHARATER FROM THE 80S MORE RECENTLY USED IN A HENTAI PC GAME CALLED LIRU WOLFGIRL WITH YOU.

DAMN IF I COULD I WOLD FUCK LIRU SHE'D BE LIKE ... HARDER FUCK ME HARDER.

by Ghost_Army04 March 4, 2018

Dirty Linus

Dirty Linus is the act of slamming your mega fire cock across your partners face.

Can you please give me a dirty Linus?

by Bantie April 15, 2020

linusalexsg

Linusalexsg is a socialmedia guy. He makes stuff sometimes. he does channel exposings.

he likes to watch penguins having sex.

Mainsupporter of the "shit in you neighbours backyard" cult.

He is not allowed to visit china, due to political standpoints.

"true."

-linusalexsg

by Spawngoodboi April 17, 2021

Pulling A Linus

To accidentally drop a expensive or irreplaceable piece of technology, usually related to computer hardware.

Austin almost ended up pulling a Linus when he nearly dropped an LG UltraWide monitor.

by cereal_killer_2017 August 11, 2017