Liquornik

Adjective ascribed to one who is slow-thinking, has difficulty forming sentences, and has a tendency to spend money he doesn't have on useless shit (and possibly may have a video game addiction).

Dude, did you just buy ANOTHER Blueray? Don't be such a liquornik.

Liquornik by michaealdave October 7, 2009

Liquorlip loaded gun

A reference to Sticky Fingers’ “Liquorlip Loaded Gun”. Implies that he has drank so much he is about to “go off”, like a gun.
Can be used in place of any negative emotion (e.g salty, sad, angry) or just when you don’t know how you feel.

Rob: “Yo you seem really sad what’s up?”
Me: “I don’t know man I guess I’m just a liquorlip loaded gun”

Liquorlip loaded gun by JustJase October 17, 2019

liquorish 

the language that really drunk people speak

Spencer: 'i nreed to git black tooth my housesh... im flucked'

Dan: Spen's speaking liquorish again...

liquorish by squamish represent July 12, 2010

The Theory of Liquortivity 

A general theory of the world where all matter is made up of the two elements of liquor-drugs and non-liquor. The theory advances the view that individuals and society as a whole only advance with higher levels of liquor-drug consumption. Proponents of this theory thus advocate for policies of liquor and cigarette subsidies and outlawing public sobriety.

According to the theory of liquortivity the prolonged economic downturn is the result of growing nationwide anti-smoking programs and taxes, along with a deficient level of aggregate demand for liquor-drugs.

The Theory of Liquortivity by Liquor Science February 23, 2014

Liquornic 

A liquornic is like a nice friendly outdoor picnic in the sunshine, but with added liquor..... lots of liquor. A fun outdoor pursuit suitable for kids of all ages.

"It's such a lovely weekend, what should we do?"

"Pack a big ol bag of booze and have us a good ol' fashioned Liquornic of course"

Liquornic by Large William December 1, 2013

Liquorice Allsorts 

(Adjective) a phrase used to describe a person who struggles to make decisions. It is also used to describe someone who is in an alter mind state.

I was in liquorice allsorts in the supermarket today when I couldn’t decide whether to get burritos or tacos.
Those guys at the party last night were in liquorice allsorts

Liquorice Allsorts by candieman January 7, 2011

Liquorish 

1) A hangover.
2) Alcohol related vomiting.

Leave me alone, I've got some serious liquorish goin' on.

Liquorish by Docter Joe June 20, 2011