the
loose, unformed
human excrement that is brought on by the consumption of large amounts of Guinness followed by bad Chinese
food, and that often accompanies pre-marital stress
"Did you guys have diarrhea before your wedding? Like, for a month? Is this
normal? I haven't had a solid
BM in quite some time. I went to the doctor yesterday, and they're baffled, even after sticking a couple of digits into my
ass. I have nightmares about having to bolt to the crapper for a liquideuce during our vows."