Linox 

Linox describes a very cute and sweet dog. This dog loves to play with his owner. He is a funny, lovely and large dog. He is also faithful and untiring. Linox have nice amber eyes that you can never forget, when Linox were young he has sweet, little blue eyes.<br>
He is a dog with a mouse-grey and short fur. <br>

This dog is very cute, he must be Linox.

Linox by Annili November 1, 2017

Linox 

satirical and deliberately mispronounced version of 'linux'

Have you switched to Linox from Windows? If not, then I will help you.

Linox by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

chen linong 

chen linong is a member of the chinese boy group, nine percent.

the softest man in the world. but also a LIAR because he's actually hot. a lil baby stuck in a tall adult body.

chen linong is a skinny legend.

chen linong by sunshinelinong July 7, 2018

Linux Fanboy 

A guy who thinks Linux is the best when all operating systems would play out in any situation.

Windows user: Hi-
Linux fanboy: Why the hell are you not using Linux??? It is the best you absolute moron!
Windows user: Because I prefer Windows-
Linux fanboy: Well did you know linux is getting more and more support??? Did you know your beloved microsoft even made a UNIX distro in the 80s??

Windows user: (Windows user has left the chat)

Linux Fanboy by tech man February 2, 2021

linux 

If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines...

UNIX Airways

Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.

Air DOS

Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on...

Mac Airlines

All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.

Windows Air

The terminal is pretty and colourful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.

Windows NT Air

Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.

Windows XP Air

You turn up at the airport,which is under contract to only allow XP Air planes. All the aircraft are identical, brightly coloured and three times as big as they need to be. The signs are huge and all point the same way. Whichever way you go, someone pops up dressed in a cloak and pointed hat insisting you follow him. Your luggage and clothes are taken off you and replaced with an XP Air suit and suitcase identical to everyone around you as this is included in the exorbitant ticket cost. The aircraft will not take off until you have signed a contract. The inflight entertainment promised turns out to be the same Mickey Mouse cartoon repeated over and over again. You have to phone your travel agent before you can have a meal or drink. You are searched regularly throughout the flight. If you go to the toilet twice or more you get charged for a new ticket. No matter what destination you booked you will always end up crash landing at Whistler in Canada.

Linux Air

Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself.

When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, "You had to do what with the seat?"

Sorry, this is the best analogy on the subject of linux, has been around for a long time, and is anonymous.

BTW, linux is the kernel, GNU/GPL software make up the rest of the OS and apps. GNU/Linux is the way lawyers will say it in court.

linux by danw December 22, 2003

Linoy

Linoy is the hottest girl ever and such a baddie.
Most of the time a scorpio and a bad bitch, with major sex appeal vibes and amazing in bed.
Everyone falls in love with her immediately.
can take your man if she wants to, but when she is in a relationship she is the most loyal and the best girlfriend ever.
You'd rather her to be with you than agaisnt you. Trust me.
If you meet a linoy, you are BLESSED.

Did you hear that Johnny's new girlfriend is a Linoy? He is so lucky .
Have you seen the new girl? She is so hot.
Yea! she is such a Linoy.

Linoy by The baddest bitch in the place May 30, 2020

Lino 

A cool kid who gets sexy bitchs.

I am a lino

Lino by Qneef January 21, 2016