limp-dick 

A buzzkill. Someone who brings people down when they're excited or sucks the fun out of an activity.

James: "Dude this pizza is SO good it's giving me a boner."
Buzz Killington: "But it's way too expensive, you're going to go broke eating here."
James: "Don't be such a limp-dick, Buzz."

Josh: "Bro are you pumped to ride this huge-ass roller coaster?"
Buzz Killington: "Nah man, I'm afraid of heights, I have motion sickness, and I have a bad heart, back, and neck."
Josh: "Jesus Buzz, could you be any more of a limp-dick?"

limp-dick by Jbraat November 3, 2011

Limp-Dick 

A word used to describe a very lazy person or a slacker; someone who just stands around, not doing what they're supposed to, like a limp dick

Not only is this an example, this is how the word originated

(Trevor throws a terrible pass)
Coach: "Trevor! What the hell are you doing! Standin round there lookin like a limp-dick!

Limp-Dick by CJ45 February 20, 2009

limp dick 

Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:

1) a worthless person.

2) a person with no skills.

3) a person who lacks motivation.

4) incompetence.

5) weakness

1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!

2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?

Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!

3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!

4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!

limp dick by Fractious1 February 11, 2018

limp dick 

n. 1)A man without the testicle fortitude to tap the ass of the hotties at a party 2)One who cannot get an erection

Don't be a limp dick! Go tap that ass!

limp dick by Ajones April 17, 2003

limp dick 

1. a flaccid penis

2. a case of erectile disfunction

3. an impotent or ineffectual man

Give him a break. He has limp dick you know.

limp dick by Light Joker May 25, 2006

limp dick 

when you dick goes flat

floppy dick fred:shit man i gotta real limp dick

limp dick by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

limp dick 

1. a man with erection problems

2. andrew

andrew has a limp dick and therefore couldnt fuck nikola

limp dick by smyles January 28, 2008