Lil’ Pump 

Proof that it is possible for humans to devolve.

“Hey, did you hear about Lil’ Pump’s new song? It’s totally epi-“

“Ew, no, he literally has no talent.”

Lil’ Pump by Krasnaya September 28, 2018

Lil Pump

A seventeen-year-old rapper with an IQ of a rock and cannot be seen without a cup of lean. Also has an obnoxious catch phrase.

Lil Pump: ESKETIT!!!!
Guy 1: what? Wtf does that even mean—
Guy 2: —shhhh. Just go with it you don’t want his fanbase to attack you

Lil Pump by itsemmabruh December 22, 2017

Lil pump

The worst rapper on earth. He has never been seen without lean in his entire life.

Guy 1: So what’s your favourite song?

Guy 2: “Gucci gang” by Lil Pump.

Guy 1: I haven’t heard that one. How does it go?

Guy 2: Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci ga-

Guy 1: Good luck finding new friends.

Lil pump by Snappe July 22, 2018

Lil Pump

What happens when you tell a special Ed class they can do anything they put their mind to.

Nick-"How did lil pump even become famous?"
John-"his teacher told him to follow his dreams"

Lil Pump by New Gang Bang'n Dictionary December 27, 2017

Lil Pump

A little boy that put Air Heads Xtremes in his hair, decided it looked good, and left it there. He has the I.Q. of a jellyfish and made "Gucci Gang," a song about selling lean and drugs to high schoolers.

Bro, are you stupid? You sound like Lil Pump...

Lil Pump by BeanBoyJerry February 24, 2018

Lil Pump

One of the finest intellectuals of our time. Lilliam Pumpernickel, or "Lil Pump" as his followers in the Gucci Gang call him is a current day prophet from Miami with the goal of spreading love and unity throughout our world.

One of his most famous quotes

"Spehn teh rack on uh noo cheh" roughly translates to

"loving your neighbor as yourself is the greatest thing a man can do"

Lil Pump daily 2 gallons on the juice of the gods, lean, and smokes about 3, 5 pound blunts. Because of his excessive sipping and smoking he has been enlightened to seek out the actress of iCarly,Miranda Cosgrove, and have many children to to further the intellectual growth of humanity. His followers, also known as "Gucci Gangsters" are so passionate about their leader they will do anything to stop or silence any criticism about Lil Pump. They scream, yell and raise their burning pitchforks at anyone who dares to halt the furtherment of our race by Lil Pump.

....Naaaaaaah that slibba high key retarded as fuck.....

Dan- "yo did u hear lil pumps new song"

Tom- "ya dude the message is so deep more people need to hear the message"

Lil Pump by JuulianV69 June 12, 2018

Lil Pump

A rapper that is actually mentally retarded.

Guy: You're going 70 miles per hour. How long will it take you to drive 70 miles?
Lil Pump: 70 nigga!

Guy: What's the difference between America and the United States?
Lil Pump: Bruh. The United States is more south than America bruh, America's in the north.

Lil Pump by Icy Wyte December 28, 2017