like mike 

like mike refers to michael jordan you fucking idiot. it was a huge nike advertising logo "i wanna be like mike" in the early 90s

whoever defined the previous like mike and didn't know who it was is probably some 12 year old that doesn't think that there was life on this planet before 1994, get a fucking clue

like mike by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006

like Mike 

If someone is 'like Mike', they have achieved the peak of physical and mental perfection. Such people will normally be extremely sporty, intelligent and witty, and as such are very rare. The original Mike to whom the phrase refers is long forgotten, but its safe to assume he was great to know, and probably damn fine to look at.

"Damn Timothy, you got hot. You're great looking."
"Why thanks, good chum."
"Yeah, you're really like Mike!"
"Please! You flatter me too much!"

like Mike by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006

thick like mike

Has a large penis

I wish my boyfriend was thick like mike.

thick like mike by 209ELM December 23, 2021

thick like mike

Has a large penis

"Hey,look at Jerry. I woder if he is thick like mike?"

thick like mike by 209ELM December 23, 2021

Fuck like Mike & Carol Brady

consecutive sex

when you invite some dick over on your day off and just fuck like mike & carol brady.

Fuck like Mike & Carol Brady by meatpupette February 23, 2010

based like Mike 

To be completely wrong about something while harbouring a fear of cartoon dogs

Hey, X; You’re based like Mike (as in full of shit)

based like Mike by NafoSpelling Champ September 25, 2023

They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike 

KAnye Yeast said this in Dont Like1

They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike (OHHHH)

They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike by Envitish May 5, 2022