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Like Battle 

Where two people "like" each other's posts on Facebook repeatedly.

Usually found in couples, these like battles can go on for hours, even days.

Here's how it works: Person A posts a status. Person B likes the status, then replies. Person A likes Person B's comment, and replies again. Person B likes Person A's comment, then replies. And so on.
(Facebook Status)

Bob: So excited for the weekend!
Megan likes this.

Megan: Can't wait to see you! ;)
Bob likes this.

Bob: Don't forget to bring the stuff!
Megan likes this.

Megan: Okay, see ya.
Bob likes this.

Bob: Bye! :)
Megan likes this.

Megan: Bye! ;)
Bob likes this.

John: Hey nice like battle you got going on here.
Megan and Bob like this.
Like Battle by Facebook McDoodle November 23, 2011
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Screwed off the top like bottle caps 

A Bahariterran way of calling someone or something crazy.
My aunt from Bahariterra is screwed off the top like bottle caps

body like a coke bottle 

she who has large breasts, skinny waist, big in the booty.
"dayyyyyyyum, look at that! she has a body like a coke bottle!" says a guy
"i know, man." says a another guy
"who is that???" says another guy
"that's that guh laney t. in this thang!" says haley from no where.

body like a coke bottle. 

big breast, skinny waist, and big ass.
"body like a coke bottle."
like in the song: Lol Smiley Face. by Trey songs.

Go to my page and follow and if you got a body like a coke bottle,

Shorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this,

LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face

arse like the top of a sauce bottle 

Similar to the following:
* Arse like a blood orange
* Arse like a fresh bullet wound
* Arse like the Japanese flag

can be used to describe untold pain - often a burning sensation - when taking a dump. Spicy foods such as curry can impart such feelings and so too a bad stomach where it feels like you have taken to pissing out of your arsehole ( and the repeated wiping only serves to make it worse)

It is a reference to the visual appearance of the top of a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup. More specifically a large glass and well-used bottle as found in truckers cafes where the lid is often left off and the red ketchup congeals in to something somewhat unsightly.
i.e - "Jeez, I shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night. I've got an arse like the top of a sauce bottle

Floating around like a fart in a bottle 

Having absolutely no purpose or use.
I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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