lijon

The most sexy, badass, bakfiets ever.

Lijon is a nice guy.

by Lijon November 21, 2021

Lijon

Lijon is so cool everyone wants to be a Lijon because hes just llokum i embel and the name is cool because lijons are just amazing asf.

Mf: Did you know Lijons are the coolest
Another mf: Yea thats facts

by coolmf001 November 15, 2022

Big Lion

Big Lion
/bigˈlīən/
Noun

"Big Lion" is a God-like entity with

unheard of power, very few other entities rival It's sheer, incomprehensible, magnificent.omnipotent power. Some prophesize of an entity equal in power.

*Big Lion appears and lazers your fucking eyes*

"Holy shit, it's fucking big lion."

by XtraGrandee September 21, 2019

lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.

Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by Xochimilco4142 October 28, 2021

BIG LION

Big Lion is a powerful deity that was brought to life in SHACK, located in the 2nd Washington of the S Region in the U.S.A. He has brought destruction to the whole state, nuking Pheb, located in the A Region. He is also extremely radioactive, making any living organism go bald and flake skin in mere seconds. People who do not believe in Big Lion is trapped in a laser box and obliterated. His overarching shadow arm can also throw any object, like nuclear bombs. To save themselves from Big Lion, people must create churches and make a bi-annual sacrifice. A prophecy states that only a five-leaf clover alligator in a diamond-wheeled John Deere tractor can stop the power of Big Lion.

"Big Lion..... he's so fucking powerful."

by hagei April 23, 2020

uncaged lion

This is Norman "Nick" when he loses his cool and decides to whoop some MF ass. He will obliterate anything that comes in his path when we uncage that nigga. The lion will usually be caged 999,999 times out of 1,000,000 but when the lion does come out of it's cage....you need to GTFO.

That MF Aaron put sticky notes all over Norman "Nick"'s car and that resulted in him being an uncaged lion, he completely fucked that nigga Aaron up, I do not want none of that....keep that lion caged up.

by TurnM3Up December 5, 2019

Lionel Migration

stupid ass definition that comes up 50% of the time you hit the random button on UD

seriously, hit random a couple times

Lionel Migration

by rockhard June 28, 2008