hagei's definitions

Simp

A simp is a person that obsesses over an internet personality, usually e-girls or e-boys.

He's such a fucking simp!

by hagei April 28, 2020

BIG LION

Big Lion is a powerful deity that was brought to life in SHACK, located in the 2nd Washington of the S Region in the U.S.A. He has brought destruction to the whole state, nuking Pheb, located in the A Region. He is also extremely radioactive, making any living organism go bald and flake skin in mere seconds. People who do not believe in Big Lion is trapped in a laser box and obliterated. His overarching shadow arm can also throw any object, like nuclear bombs. To save themselves from Big Lion, people must create churches and make a bi-annual sacrifice. A prophecy states that only a five-leaf clover alligator in a diamond-wheeled John Deere tractor can stop the power of Big Lion.

"Big Lion..... he's so fucking powerful."

by hagei April 23, 2020