Lightning McQueer

The biggest of queers, this person is so much of a queer that even Josh Cox avoids him.

-did you see him do that?

-yea, what a lightning McQueer

by Anon5life April 9, 2015

Lightning McQueen

the hottest car youve ever seen

Person 1: "omg that car is very attractive
Person 2: "i know, Lightning McQueen is the hottest car ive seen"

by ImMadAgain March 7, 2019

Lightning McQueen Crocs

The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.

Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs

by NaLuWaVe8o8 August 3, 2018

Lightning McQueen

A racecar that's fucking red

Lightning McQueen will rape you

by Some kid u don't know August 20, 2017

lightning mcqueen

vroom vroom katchow

beanos: yo sans

france: IM LIGHTNING MCQUEEN VROOM VROOM KATCHOW

by gandhi_sans69 October 17, 2019

Lightning McQueen

When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.

I gave that MILFa lightning McQueen last night. She won't be able to breastfeed ever again.

by Anti fandom freedom fighter. September 6, 2016

Lightning mcqueef

When a woman has a quick,unexpected queef.

Jimmy: Did you hear about Sarah in the middle of math class, she queefed super fast it was so unexpected it made me jump.

Bob: No, but that's called having a lightning mcqueef .

by Lololollollololololololollolol June 8, 2017