Light Sabers 

The act or game of two or more men (usually heterosexuals) placing glow in the dark condoms on each others erect penises and having mock light saber duals under the glow of a black-light. Sound effects are common but not necessary.

Hey bro a bunch of us are getting together after the hockey game and playing light sabers, you down?

Light Sabers by Skeeferd April 30, 2011

Light Sabering 

The act of swordfighting, with the addition of a bendy glowstick shoved in the urethra while the lights are off.

We were swordfighting, but the lights went out, so we tried Light Sabering instead!

Light Sabering by broodholme July 5, 2020

the brown light saber 

after inserting your penis into a persons booty, you wave your penis around in a circular motion while saying "I am your father"

Dude I gave that girl a the brown light saber after watching the trilogy last night.

the brown light saber by brandi ford July 26, 2006

Light Saber 

A Jedi Knights weapon of choice the Light Saber is less clumbsy than a blaster, and is more of a symbol of honor, and wisdom than a weapon. A Light Saber\'s color depends upon the type of crystal put into the hilt during its building, and the crystal really depends on the Jedi\'s personality, and their particular alliance. Jedi\'s (the good guys) usually have stoic colors or softer colors which give off a prescence of being good such as blue, green, yellow, purple, etc. The Sith (the bad guys) more or less stick with one dominant color that gives off a presence of evil, red, dark red, crimson, take your pick. In closing Light Sabers kick ass, and I wish the government would go public with their mass production of the powerful sabers....Oh come on, we all know that its true...

When Light Sabers are finally made in real life we will Ironically downgrade our fighting style to sword fighting while our weapons greatly upgrade technilogically....I hope.

Light Saber by Blake Donahue April 26, 2005

Light Saber 

A lightsaber is an amazing and versatile eweapon that is used by a Jedi.In comparison to these, blasters are pathetic.To carry a lightsaber is an example of incredible skill. The blade of a lightsabre can cut through almost anything, except the blade of another one.
They are the best weapons in the universe basically.

Anakin:When I got there we went into aggresive negotiations..

Padme: Aggresive negotiations? What's that?

Anakin: Well, negotiations, with a light saber.

Light Saber by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006

Light sabergasm 

The sexual climax a person reaches, while watching Star Wars, when they know that theres about to be a fight between two Jedis.

When Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were about to fight i had the best Light Sabergasm in the universe.

Yeah well take that one up with George Lucas because i here he doesn't like to loose his Universal records.

Light sabergasm by Blubyu18 December 4, 2010

Light saber 

A terrible weapon Lockheed Martin is developing in case of war against France. Unfortunately the huge amount of light sabers produced might drive the United States to the third Bush administration.

US army general: "what happened to the boat"
US lieutenant: "the pirates caught it"
US army general: "is the crew ok?"
US lieutenant: "Yes, the were french so they gave up immediately."

to the sailors:"by the way, why did you give up so easily?!"
French sailor A: " they had a light saber"
French sailor B: "........light.....saber....."
French sailor C:" LE LIGHT SABER!!! TERRIBLE!!"

Light saber by ilRabbino April 24, 2013