Ligatious

A misspelling of the word ‘litigious’ that sounds way better. The term ‘litigious’ means to be ‘quick to sue.’ The term ‘ligation’ actually refers to the surgical procedure of closing off an open blood vessel and has nothing to do with law, lawyers, nor lawsuits. But dang it! It sounds cool and if you argue with me, I’ll sue you!

People these days, when they get offended, are very ligatious.

by Pacopollo July 2, 2019

Chinese Lighthouse

pop punk jams from the East Great Falls. They have a song called "The Falls" (Originality is their specialty). All members are in fact Chinese, so don't ask again. The drummer is extremely unfancy due to his years of confinement as lead snare for the marching band. The bassist claims to be an underwater creature specialist. The guitarist is an absolute prick because his balls are made of 100% air. And the frontman....well, he's just a big stocky loser. All 5 members (there's one imaginary one) may be classified as "drakesters" based off of their social media spam sent to the one and only Drake Bell. They are trolls on twitter.

I'm going to see Chinese Lighthouse tonight.

by mega man z400 August 22, 2014

ligacious

serpentine, one who is especially cunning or shrewd, especially in conversation. One who has a way with words that can confuse you into agreeing to do something stupid.

Man, Bob sure is ligacious. We started off talking about birth control, and by the end of the conversation he had convinced me to have sex with him.

by strasse July 13, 2010

Lighthouse Point

The "mini Palm Beach." A small city on the East coast of South Florida known for its affluent population and low diversity. The typical Lighthouse Point person is in their 50's, already retired, plays squash, has two boats, and spends his free time at the Lighthouse Point yacht club. He is married with a blonde trophy wife, and has two kids who go to prep school.

Contrasts with Boca Raton because of its extremely low Jewish population. LHP could be the WASPiest city in Florida.

Kids tend to either go the preppy route or the surfer route, or a mix of both.

Also notable for its highly attractive female population, rampant cocaine use amongst the youth, and wealthy New Englander's who have summer houses in Lighthouse Point.

Look at that kid with seer-sucker pants, brooks brothers polo, and sperrys. Typical Lighthouse Point brat.

by TrinityBantams May 30, 2011

polish the lighthouse

The act of masturbating whilst in the bath, ideally with the waterline sitting right at the base of your cock.

Whist Mary was away at bingo Rupert took the opportunity to bathe and polish the lighthouse

by Loopydave August 18, 2018

Greek Lighthouse

When a woman rubs lube on their anus and inserts a flashlight into it so that light is visible through their asshole.

Jenna gave herself a greek lighthouse to prove to her friends it was possible.

by Rodman Randy April 29, 2005

Littious Maximus

Scientific term for lit ; Pinnacle of litness

"I went out partying last weekend. Some might say that it was.. Littious Maximus."

by Litty Dee September 10, 2018