lichtswitch

a total idiot or fuck up. one that does half assed work or doesn't put forth any effort.

you're just a total lichtswitch.

by Gang Lu July 17, 2004

Lichtswitch

Of poor quality, half assed

Thanks for pulling a Lichtswitch on the design job!

by Gang Lu July 17, 2004

lightswitch rave

A rave thrown by rhymatically flickering the lightswitch. Not recommended as lightswitches were designed for turning lights ON and OFF. The Cheat received capital punishment for such crimes.

The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed so you can turn the lights on and off, not to throw lightswitch raves!

by dj gs68 May 7, 2003

hung like a lightswitch

Having a very small, short, ying yang.

Man, did you see that guy in that Calvin Klein underwear? He was hung like a lightswitch.

by Andrew K June 24, 2005

Lightswitch smoker

Similar to the lightswitch couple but unlike social smokers, the lightswitch smoker can start and quit smoking at any time, for long periods of time.

Man :I hate lightswitch smokers because I can't quit smoking.

by Asmoker July 30, 2010

Lightswitch Gremlin

"Don't turn on the light, don't turn on the light!" Any female who appears attractive at the end of the night, but whose true form is revealed by proper lighting.

Yeah so Gina, right. She was slammin' at the club, right. Then i brings her home and was takin' her to town, right. Then Tommy bursts in the room and turns on the light, right. He's all like, bro-man, that bitch is a lightswitch gremlin!

by thesingleshot August 2, 2011

Lightswitch

name for a person because of a very small penis

Curtis is hung like a lightswitch so everyone in gym class calls him "Lightswitch"

by billy julio July 31, 2007