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lichtswitch 

a total idiot or fuck up. one that does half assed work or doesn't put forth any effort.
you're just a total lichtswitch.
lichtswitch by Gang Lu July 17, 2004
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Lichtswitch 

Thanks for pulling a Lichtswitch on the design job!
Lichtswitch by Gang Lu July 17, 2004

lightswitch rave 

A rave thrown by rhymatically flickering the lightswitch. Not recommended as lightswitches were designed for turning lights ON and OFF. The Cheat received capital punishment for such crimes.
The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed so you can turn the lights on and off, not to throw lightswitch raves!
lightswitch rave by dj gs68 May 7, 2003

hung like a lightswitch 

Having a very small, short, ying yang.
Man, did you see that guy in that Calvin Klein underwear? He was hung like a lightswitch.

Lightswitch smoker 

Similar to the lightswitch couple but unlike social smokers, the lightswitch smoker can start and quit smoking at any time, for long periods of time.
Man :I hate lightswitch smokers because I can't quit smoking.
Lightswitch smoker by Asmoker July 30, 2010

Lightswitch Gremlin 

"Don't turn on the light, don't turn on the light!" Any female who appears attractive at the end of the night, but whose true form is revealed by proper lighting.
Yeah so Gina, right. She was slammin' at the club, right. Then i brings her home and was takin' her to town, right. Then Tommy bursts in the room and turns on the light, right. He's all like, bro-man, that bitch is a lightswitch gremlin!

Lightswitch 

name for a person because of a very small penis
Curtis is hung like a lightswitch so everyone in gym class calls him "Lightswitch"
Lightswitch by billy julio July 31, 2007
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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