Libbe

That girl who can roast you real bad, but has a big heart. She swears a lot and is hecka loud but she is one of the most loyal, supportive friends you can ever have. All guys want to get some of her cute ass, but she turns them down like a boss ;)

OMG, we played spin the bottle and I kissed a hot girl with a nice ass. She said I shitted at kissing.

Wow, that must be a Libbe!

Libbe by omlomlomlomldead October 16, 2016

liberal zombie 

Anyone in the general public who votes for a democrat.

The mindless liberal zombies elected democrats who then enslaved and ruled over them.

liberal zombie by BWM,VA June 1, 2014

libbi 

**libbi** /*'lib-bee*/, usually pluralized as **libbies**

1. little brown bird. Birders use libbi to denote the many species of little brown birds that are difficult to distinguish from one another. Often used endearingly ("So many libbies at the feeder today!") or in frustration ("I can't tell one libbi from another in this fog.") Etymology: contraction of the phrase "**li**ttle **b**rown **bi**rd".

2. a novice birder, usually overly enthusiastic and prone to misidentifying birds, especially libbies (sense 1).

"So many libbies at the feeder today!"
"I can't tell one libbi from another in this fog."

"Our newest Audubon member is such a libbi that he imagines every house sparrow is a rare find."

libbi by Richard.J.Barbalace January 27, 2021

liberal glasses 

Liberal glasses are the dark and thick-rimmed glasses, typically square in shape, favored by liberals. They are worn in an attempt to appear intellectually superior. Also called "hipster glasses." It is a safe bet that when somebody wears them, they ascribe to a left-leaning ideology. The majority of people who wear liberal glasses are also white.

Jay Carney, Tina Fey, and Janeane Garofalo wear stereotypical liberal glasses.

"Will" wore liberal glasses to signify both his intellectual superiority and his submission to his feminist wife. As long as he wore the magical liberal glasses, he was free to talk down to everybody until his wife called. Then he would apologize for every trivial hardship she encountered, like having to pump her own gas or call somebody to confirm an appointment.

liberal glasses by Peon Dimn February 5, 2014

Liberal Spiderweb Technique 

A technique used by liberals in which, during a debate, the liberal will keep on branching out the debate into more and more irrelevant topics, and when you fail to address a topic, the liberal will call you out on it and believe he/she has won the debate

conservative 1: Man, I had a really big debate with this liberal tool last night
conservative 2: How'd it go??
conservative 1: It was going well, but then she used the liberal spiderweb technique. However i countered by calling her out on it and destroyed her
conservative 2: good job, bro

Liberal Spiderweb Technique by theodore trollsovelt August 28, 2011

Liberal Tourette Syndrome 

They tendency of liberals to engage in political debate by using foul language, very often a string of foul words in place of content. .

I tried to chat with an online liberal, but he only responded by calling me a series of gutter names. Must have Liberal Tourette Syndrome.

Liberal Tourette Syndrome by Larry Horist August 19, 2014

Sue for libel 

Idiom verb To have a bowel movement in an inappropriate location.

Origin: the term originates with pretend-journalist Chuck C. Johnson, known primarily for (1) threatening to sue people for libel, (2) being accused of shitting on the floor, (3) threatening to sue people for libel for referring to him shitting on the floor.

"Taco Bell?"
"No way, man. I'm working a shift tonight and I don't want to sue for libel in the breakroom."

"Dude, call that hot girl from the club!"
"I can't. I got really drunk and when we went back to her place I sued for libel all over her leather couch!"
"Man, you should really consider seeking medical attention about that."

Sue for libel by Ken the Popehat Blogger December 12, 2014