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Derived from the heart of Gods Country - Wales, Lewys was the name of the legend known today as The Welsh Barber.
Lewys is a God 🥵

Lewys The Welsh Barber 🥵

That Lewys, The Welsh Barber, is a God in bed 🥵
Lewys by The Welsh Barber November 22, 2021
did u see him hoop those basketballs?
yup! are true lewys
lewys by calumpapii July 29, 2023

lewis black 

"Lactose-free milk? KISS MY DICK!" -Lewis Black

"Al Roker, that big fat fuck." -Lewis Black
lewis black by Drama_King March 26, 2008

lewis black 

one of the greatest comedians of all time. Can be seen regularly on the daily show with jon stewart
lewis black on minnesota winters
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"
lewis black by matt dold January 7, 2004

lewis black 

The best fucking comidian on the planet he rules. I have 2 of his cds and he has neck flab which is cool for him hes the most awsome person not to be hot ohh his Health club is IHOP
"If I had that kind of money I would buy a personal ball washer now I can tell some of you pulling away from me and that hurts me because I came a long way just to share my dream with you
lewis black by Kelly May 31, 2004
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