Lembert 

Das Wort „Lembert“ leitet sich von der Krankheit Morbus Lembertus ab, welche erstmals im 21. Jahrhundert aufgetreten ist. Symptome der Krankheit sind nicht vollständig bekannt, jedoch tritt häufig mentale Trägheit und Eigenscham bei Erkrankten auf.

In der Jugendsprache findet sich die Krankheit unter dem Kürzel „Lembert“ wieder und wird häufig als Beleidigung für jemanden benutzt benutzt, der doof aussieht oder sich so verhält.

Wie kalt ist das Wasser?
*antwortet mit unüblicher Geste*
Lembert alta

Lembert by Schnitzel September 17, 2022

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert 

One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.

Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019

Lambert High School

Hook em and Cook em! The school in the suburbs of Atlanta in Cumming GA, all puns intended. This is the school where everyone judges and hates on just about everyone. This is the school where sex isn’t an option. Drama thrives through the blood of everyone in this school. This is the school where the admin doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone unless it looks like it’ll ruin their rep. 90% of the staff is white. All the guys float their hats on their heads with long shaggy hair thinking they look cool but anyone can see they look like a homeless idiot. Looking through the parking lot and only seeing trucks and mustangs? Oh hun that’s normal. Depressed? Anxious? Suicidal? Welcome to Lambert High School!

Welcome to Lambert High School!

Fuck that i’m outtie.

Lambert High School by anonymousbrownie2 August 30, 2018

Adam Lambert 

The ultimate HBIC.

Each time Adam sings, an angel has an orgasm. His vocals are top notch, and he has a ridiculous vocal range. Adam loves putting on a show, and that means lights, fog, glitter, lots of gyrating, guyliner, black nail polish, costumes, and other glam furnishings. The fact that he is gay is the least shocking thing about him. Basically, you wish you were as fly as this motherfucker.

On American Idol Season 8 he had a string of memorable (to say the least) performances, including Ring of Fire, Mad World, and Whole Lotta Love. He made American Idol his bitch. He also became part of the bromance of the century, Kradam.

When it comes to the Idol Tour 2009, people lost their shit when he came on stage, and critics sucked his glittery dick. People go absolutely batshit crazy over this guy; some even begin to question their sexuality, hence, the term "Adamgasm."

There are some haters. All of their arguments are invalid. Besides, Adam welcomes haters. He believes that good art causes strong reactions, whether they be positive or negative.

Adam is a "glittery alien from Planet Fierce."

"I'm going to put glitter on my eyelids, bitch," says Adam Lambert.

Adam Lambert by Fun_Sponge July 19, 2009

Adam Mitchel Lambert 

No words can describe of how amazing this man is. He's sweet, caring, funny, adorkable, and just ah. I don't know what to say about his voice. Holy shiznits. His voice is beyond amazing; along with his sweet hair, gorgeous smile and beautiful eyes. He's the type of guy that's just not afraid to be himself; he's not afraid to put his self out there. :)

Adam Mitchel Lambert = ♥

Adam Mitchel Lambert by Samanthaaaaaaaa Bitchhhhhhhhhh July 7, 2010

Lambert And Butler 

I completely disagree with the other definition.

Lambert And Butler, or L&B, are an extremely good quality brand of cigarettes at a reasonable price.

They are by no means the cheapest brand, and are in fact the most popular British one, with a great flavour and a good finish.

Person 1 - What are L&B?
Person 2 - Lambert And Butler dude, they're the sex!

Lambert And Butler by friendorfoe100 September 19, 2006

Alex Lambert 

American Idol contestant on the ninth season of American Idol. Notable for mullet-type hair and a unique style of singing. Eliminated in a shocker on the last week of the semifinals. This upset many fans. Upset them so much, one of his fans created a petition to sign so he could be brought back on the show. Got over 400 signatures 2 hours after it was created, right after the show.

"OMG NOOOOOOOO!!!!! ALEX LAMBERT IS GONE!!!!! IM NEVER WATCHING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!"- One of many fans outraged by Alex's elimination and others

Alex Lambert by TheChosenOneForTheDecade March 14, 2010