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Let me fuck 

Jonathan:sandy let me fuck you fam

Sandy:no jonathan fuck off
Yo fam can you let me fuck you like real quick
Let me fuck by That_onekidyt October 6, 2020
Words you can keep

Let Me Fuck This Cow 

metaphorical phrase meaning "i got this!"; a show of independence
Backseat driver: Turn left, you need to turn left, you gonna miss the turn, turn left.

Driver: Bitch! Let me fuck this cow!

let me fuck this duck and you hold the head 

Let my run the show and you just sit there
Let me drive this car and you just ride in the passenger seat . Is an example of the saying let me fuck this duck and you hold the head

would you let me fuck you 

What a guy asks you when hes horny
Mathew: "Would you let me fuck you?"
Emily: "Your the last person I wanted to give my virginity to."

hold this tale and let me fuck this horse 

shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.
would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??

it’s my chicken let me fuck it 

And old country saying.
Means leave me alone or get off my case.
Hillbilly Joe said to Tommy Bill, “Tell me about your cows.”

Tommy Bill was tired of being asked about the damn cows so he said, “ it’s my chicken let me fuck it !”

Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy 

She undressed like a stripper in front of me I couldn't stop these words

“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy
She responded almost instantly saying

“Lick it up daddy”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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