Hands that are very clean, nails that are very, very short, fingers that are very agile and strong. Preferably longer fingers. Jewelry is minimal or maybe nonexistent (ready for action at anytime). These hands are usually soft but understandable callus from guitar playing or rock climbing.
Stacey: "I wish my boyfriend had lesbian hands :("
Leslie, "His nails ARE too long, just ask to trim them even shorter"
Stacey, "Good idea, you're my best friend Stacey"
Leslie, "I know."
- n., A phenomenon that occurs on the hit ABC Lesbian show, Pretty Little Liars, a show which has been known to piss of straight guys due to the hotness of the said lesbians. Lesbian Hand sex or LHS is performed by two girls holding both of each others' hands and looking deeply into the eyes of one another. Please note that this may also be performed by a man and a woman, two men, or a woman, a man, and an alien.
I saw Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher having lesbian hand sex at the airport. It's amazing to see twofamous women getting it on.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).