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Lesbian Time 

Time passes a lot faster for lesbians.

1 min = 3 hours 1 week = a month

1 month = 3 months at least
Lesbian: Wow she hasn't even texted me back in 2 days.

Me: Dude its only been like 2 hours...

Lesbian: No, Lesbian Time.
Lesbian Time by Meede Pede April 17, 2016
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Lesbian time 

Lesbian time goes faster than straight time.
1:7 ratio
Also see: bisexual time
Straight girl #1: how long have you been dating your gf for?
Lesbian: 7 months
Straight girl #2: I thought it was only 1 month
Lesbian: no, lesbian time
Lesbian time by Spicy.dino March 8, 2021

Part time Lesbian 

Lesbo 1: I've heard Jamie broke up with Chrystal for a man, I thought she was lesbian.

Lesbo 2: Nahh that bitch is a part time lesbian.
Part time Lesbian by Huntress December 15, 2003

Full-time Lesbian 

A woman who doesn't identify as a lesbian just to give a guy an erection
Did you see Leslie kiss that girl last night? I thought she was being a boner dyke but she is a full-time lesbian.
Full-time Lesbian by batshitcray August 28, 2020

Part-time Lesbian

1. A hoe be lookin ass when u got 2 in yo bed who be makin out solely for ur pleasure, about 25% of female bisexuality.

2. Employed "lesbian" pornstar

3. Tried to once, fuck dat shit i like da dick nigga
YFN Lucci: Bruh we high key lit everyday, just chillin hear with my Yacht, Vodka, and Part-time Lesbians

PnB Rock: Yeah I feel ya man, they aint even attracted this just touch each other so i get a massive erection

Hoe #1 : -kisses Hoe #2-

Hoe #2: -finishes kissing Hoe #1- , yeaaaaa we'se ready for this BBC
Part-time Lesbian by Eric Benton August 2, 2018
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