Definitions by Spicy.dino

Bisexual time 

When bisexuals date the same gender time goes faster
1:24 ratio

Bi girl: my gf hasn’t responded in like 12 hours
Straight girl: it’s only been half an hour
Bi: no, it’s bisexual time

Bisexual time by Spicy.dino March 8, 2021

Lesbian time 

Lesbian time goes faster than straight time.
1:7 ratio
Also see: bisexual time

Straight girl #1: how long have you been dating your gf for?
Lesbian: 7 months
Straight girl #2: I thought it was only 1 month
Lesbian: no, lesbian time

Lesbian time by Spicy.dino March 8, 2021

Super straight 

A new qUiRkY way of saying that you’re transphobic and don’t view trans women as actually women and don’t view trans men as actually men.
Trans people are real and valid.

Guy 1: is she hot? *shows picture of trans girl*
Guy 2: is she trans?
Guy 1: yeah, why?
Guy 2: I’m not gay bro I’m super straight

Super straight by Spicy.dino March 3, 2021