When bisexuals date the same gender time goes faster
1:24 ratio
Bi girl: my gf hasn’t responded in like 12 hours
Straight girl: it’s only been half an hour
Bi: no, it’s bisexual time
Lesbian time goes faster than straight time.
1:7 ratio
Also see: bisexual time
Straight girl #1: how long have you been dating your gf for?
Lesbian: 7 months
Straight girl #2: I thought it was only 1 month
Lesbian: no, lesbian time
A new qUiRkY way of saying that you’re transphobic and don’t view trans women as actually women and don’t view trans men as actually men.
Trans people are real and valid.
Guy 1: is she hot? *shows picture of trans girl*
Guy 2: is she trans?
Guy 1: yeah, why?
Guy 2: I’m not gay bro I’m super straight
Buy a
Super straight
mug!
