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Lesbatude 

Person A: Hey! Let's call Jen! We haven't seen her in ages!
Person B: For good reason, ever since she started seeing Beth, she's had a such a lesbatude.
Lesbatude by f!erce April 4, 2009
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lesbitude 

Simply put, lesbian attitude. A kind of attitude only lesbians can really give... it reek of lesbianism (not neccesarily in a good or bad way.. it just... is very lesbian).
"Don't give me that lesbitude!"

"Haha, your friend has such lesbitude, it's awesome"

lesbitude by Diamanda Graves July 7, 2008
Ellen Degeneres, Wanda Sykes, and most likely Oprah Winfrey are all Lesbatiers.
Lesbatier by Fart23 January 26, 2011

lesbidude 

a man that gets off by going online posing as a lesbian to chat with other men posing as lesbians
These WOW geeks i know are total lesbidudes. What happened to the good ol' days when people would spank it to Brazzers?
lesbidude by Dr MLK September 10, 2010

lesbitude 

The attitude (whether agreeable or otherwise) exhibited by that lovely segment of our population known colloquially as "carpetmunchers" and in regional circles as "poon plungers," "lawn-mowers," "rug chompers," "beef wrigglers," "fuzzy bumpers," "clam harvestors," "honey potters," "meat pocket pickers," "purveyors of Peruvian box chowder," and . . . uh . . . "girl homos"?
By virtue of her sexual orientation, Ellen Degeneres may properly claim to have lesbitude
lesbitude by Finance Rocks May 12, 2007

Lesbidude 

A lesbian avatar in an online game or virtual world who is played by a straight male in real life. The males ostensibly do this because lesbian avatars in virtual worlds are notoriously eager for cybersex yet vocally anti-male. This becomes a positive feedback loop, however, since most of the purportedly lesbian avatars are played by OTHER straight males. So, in effect, you have straight males having cybersex with other straight males under the guise of two lesbian avatars.
Man, you just had cybersex with Shebang69?! Shebang69 is a total lesbidude! IRL she is a guy. I heard him in voice chat! You just had cybersex with a guy!
Lesbidude by Harrisongs September 10, 2010

Homo Tri Bi Lesbitute 

"Your mam is a homo tri bi lesbitute!!!"
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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