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lesbitude 

Simply put, lesbian attitude. A kind of attitude only lesbians can really give... it reek of lesbianism (not neccesarily in a good or bad way.. it just... is very lesbian).
"Don't give me that lesbitude!"

"Haha, your friend has such lesbitude, it's awesome"
lesbitude by Diamanda Graves July 7, 2008
Word used for famous celebrities.
Ellen Degeneres, Wanda Sykes, and most likely Oprah Winfrey are all Lesbatiers.
Lesbatier by Fart23 January 26, 2011

lesbidude 

a man that gets off by going online posing as a lesbian to chat with other men posing as lesbians
These WOW geeks i know are total lesbidudes. What happened to the good ol' days when people would spank it to Brazzers?
lesbidude by Dr MLK September 10, 2010

lesbitude 

The attitude (whether agreeable or otherwise) exhibited by that lovely segment of our population known colloquially as "carpetmunchers" and in regional circles as "poon plungers," "lawn-mowers," "rug chompers," "beef wrigglers," "fuzzy bumpers," "clam harvestors," "honey potters," "meat pocket pickers," "purveyors of Peruvian box chowder," and . . . uh . . . "girl homos"?
By virtue of her sexual orientation, Ellen Degeneres may properly claim to have lesbitude
lesbitude by Finance Rocks May 12, 2007

Lesbidude 

A lesbian avatar in an online game or virtual world who is played by a straight male in real life. The males ostensibly do this because lesbian avatars in virtual worlds are notoriously eager for cybersex yet vocally anti-male. This becomes a positive feedback loop, however, since most of the purportedly lesbian avatars are played by OTHER straight males. So, in effect, you have straight males having cybersex with other straight males under the guise of two lesbian avatars.
Man, you just had cybersex with Shebang69?! Shebang69 is a total lesbidude! IRL she is a guy. I heard him in voice chat! You just had cybersex with a guy!
Lesbidude by Harrisongs September 10, 2010

Homo Tri Bi Lesbitute 

"Your mam is a homo tri bi lesbitute!!!"
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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