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Lesbarometer 

Like a "gaydar", but "lesbarometer" refers to someone's ability to detect if someone is lesbian or not.
I didn't realise that Chelsea is gay! My lesbarometer never works.
Lesbarometer by zoobiscuitz October 3, 2010

Lesbatron 

n. The queen of all lesbians. The female equivalent of Gaylord, said women dates multiple women at the same time, many more than a common player.

n. Megatron's lesbian sister
Oh shit, here comes lesbatron!
I hate her! she slept with my girlfriend!
Lesbatron by Steelsammy7 February 11, 2010

lesbaworship 

A lesbian who idolises other females (normally famous)
Stop lesbaworshiping angelina jolie! she's mine!
lesbaworship by Becky June 11, 2004

lesbatron 

lesbatron: lez - but - trawn; a synonym for the word lesbian, which means a woman who is attracted to other woman.

Alternate spelling: lezbatron
She's a lesbatron because she is getting married to her friend Caroline.
lesbatron by likeaboss<3 March 16, 2010
A lesbian who also dresses, acts, and talks like a bro.
Characteristics: wife beater, tribal tattoos, blow outs, Ed hardy jeans, diesel sneakers, silver chains, too much Abercrombie 'fierce' cologne.
Carrisa: hey cassaundra I think that lesbros is hitting on us.
Cassaundra: she's flexing her muscles at us.
Lesbros by HBBqueen April 13, 2011

lesbatron 

A lady who likes a bit of minge in the morning and isn't afraid to show it. Often referred to as a lesbian, this ladygarden lover don't stop for no man, and will most probably die if her weekly quota of cheesey lady flesh isn't reached.
"Dude, that chick eats lesbatronic proportions of vagina"

"She was a lesbatron, but she died from a vaginal discharge overdose"
lesbatron by Bumhead October 22, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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