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Robert lewandowski

An absolute goal machine for the best club in the world bayern munchen also is married to a very pretty but scary karete women anna lewandowski and has to beautiful children klara and lara

Also is the man that got robbed of the ballon d'or
Hey yo

Yea

Heard of robert lewandowski

Who hasnt

Giving Lewandowski 

Licking a dogs asshole while ferociously masturbating.
I once walked in on @CLewandowski_ licking a dogs asshole while ferociously masturbating. That’s why eating dog ass is called “giving Lewandowski.”

Lewandowski

John Smith: LEWANDOWSKI!

Joe Lewandowski: What?!?

John Smith: Nothing. I just love saying you name.

Joe Lewandowski: Yeah, it's awsome.

Lewandowski

A baller of a player who ranks highest in footballing attributes and lowest in Luck.
His luck so bad, the Ballon D'or gets cancelled when he was to win. And the next year where he should have been given the justice by getting his due reward, he lost the award to, well, Messi. In India, we call it 'PANAUTI'
Bhai, job chali gayi. Ladki bhi chali gai. Kisiki LEWANDOWSKI lag gai hai.
Lewandowski by a123a123a December 1, 2021

lewandowicz 

a very long and tight ass name
"don't fuck with lewandowicz man he'll let the mafia lose on your ass"
lewandowicz by skaterdiedagain June 17, 2008

LuRandon 

Oh his name is LuRandon... he go hard
LuRandon by Rigflairdrip June 22, 2019