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Lewandowksi 

n. Vulgar

Taint Sweat.
My girl dove between my legs and started to lick Lewandowksi from under my balls.
Lewandowksi by RawSTruth August 1, 2017
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Robert lewandowski

An absolute goal machine for the best club in the world bayern munchen also is married to a very pretty but scary karete women anna lewandowski and has to beautiful children klara and lara

Also is the man that got robbed of the ballon d'or
Hey yo

Yea

Heard of robert lewandowski

Who hasnt

Giving Lewandowski 

Licking a dogs asshole while ferociously masturbating.
I once walked in on @CLewandowski_ licking a dogs asshole while ferociously masturbating. That’s why eating dog ass is called “giving Lewandowski.”

Lewandowski

John Smith: LEWANDOWSKI!

Joe Lewandowski: What?!?

John Smith: Nothing. I just love saying you name.

Joe Lewandowski: Yeah, it's awsome.

Lewandowski

A baller of a player who ranks highest in footballing attributes and lowest in Luck.
His luck so bad, the Ballon D'or gets cancelled when he was to win. And the next year where he should have been given the justice by getting his due reward, he lost the award to, well, Messi. In India, we call it 'PANAUTI'
Bhai, job chali gayi. Ladki bhi chali gai. Kisiki LEWANDOWSKI lag gai hai.
Lewandowski by a123a123a December 1, 2021

lewandowski

1. a man usually over the age of 65 years old who pretends that he was in the military when he, in reality, was only a park ranger.
2. also tends to ramble on about the past and/or about their numerous state titles in the sports of baseball,football,or wrestling. And claim to have NEVER had a losing season.
3. this person also has never been acknowledged by anyone else for their "accomplishments"
4. a man who gets kicked out of their house by their "wife" most likely for their insanity. Usually forced to sleep in the teachers lounge or the janitor's closet. They also shower in the boy's locker room during their stay at the school.
1. Give me four for the core! 1-2-3-4 WE LOVEEE THE MARINE CORE!

LOUDERRRR

2. Lewandowski: "Kids,if bad guys with assault weapons ever are outside those windows...we gotta be ready for them. It is myyy job to get you all out of here safely!"
lewandowski by Bill Larry Mulcahey February 15, 2009

Lewandowski

A baller of a player who ranks highest in footballing attributes and lowest in Luck.
His luck so bad, the Ballon D'or gets cancelled when he was to win. And the next year where he should have been given the justice by getting his due reward, he lost the award to, well, Messi. In India, we call it 'PANAUTI'
Bhai, job chali gayi. Ladki bhi chali gai. Kisiki LEWANDOWSKI lag gai hai.
Lewandowski by a123a123a December 1, 2021
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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