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Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).
I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.

Black Lesnar 

The WWE wrestler Bobby Lashley. Generally used on internet forums.
Black Lesnar is for real, Black Lesnar is the real deal,
Black Lesnar by Mark Strachan June 11, 2006
Someone who’s chill and gets along with everyone.

He is a good friend and always brings positivity into your day.

He’s loyal and considerate with a kind heart and a stubborn mind.

His strength and morals are admireable. He is just a good person overall and you are lucky to know him.
Stop being as stubborn as a Lennart..
Lennart by aspaleassnowwhite September 10, 2020
the hottest boy but still dependable. he gets girls everywhere. girls love him
oh my god Lennart is so hot
lennart by baby boy jay October 11, 2019
The most sexy beast u can find, he is smart handsome and knows it all. Dont test his abilitys he can do it all
I wish i was a Lennard
Lennard by 88boss August 18, 2020