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Lemonpledge by failtank May 22, 2010
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Lemon Pledge
1. An all-purpose furniture polish that will give your furnishings the scent of new lemon.
2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.
Made popular by Family Guy.
2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.
Made popular by Family Guy.
Businessman: "What exactly are your demands?"
Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."
Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."
Maid: "...Yes."
Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."
Maid: "...No."
Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."
Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."
Maid: "...Yes."
Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."
Maid: "...No."
Lemon Pledge by Head of the Maids' Union April 11, 2009
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Lemon Pledge
A sexual act wherein two older or elderly men urinate on one another simultaneously. Name derived partly in reference to "Lemon Party", as well as the mutual nature of the urination being the "pledge".
"This old dude on twitter won't stop talking about Lemon Pledge, I think he might be in the closet"
"I just watched a video where two old bastards signed a Lemon Pledge, gross as hell"
"I just watched a video where two old bastards signed a Lemon Pledge, gross as hell"
Lemon Pledge by Cool Al Yankovic July 31, 2012
Lemon Pledge
The purest most addictive artificial smell in the history of humankind.
As its aroma ventures into your unworthy nostrils, it plants the seeds of ecstasy and euphoria into the womb of your mind.
Its child is the harbinger of sex for the nose.
As its aroma ventures into your unworthy nostrils, it plants the seeds of ecstasy and euphoria into the womb of your mind.
Its child is the harbinger of sex for the nose.
Q: Oh my fucking god what is that orgasmic smell?
A: That would be the scent of Lemon Pledge wafting towards your unworthy vicinity.
A: That would be the scent of Lemon Pledge wafting towards your unworthy vicinity.
Lemon Pledge by Twisted Magnum August 28, 2009
Lemon Pledge
Something which is lacking in things that are lame, crap, poor or weak, and would be less so if more of it was applied.
"This sandwich needs more lemon pledge"
"Our team could have won, they just needed a bit more lemon pledge"
"You might be able to get a girlfriend, you had more lemon pledge"
"We need more lemon pledge"
"Our team could have won, they just needed a bit more lemon pledge"
"You might be able to get a girlfriend, you had more lemon pledge"
"We need more lemon pledge"
Lemon Pledge by munkeemanometal September 6, 2012
Lemon Pledge
A person who constantly cleans off counter tops with any form of anti-bacterial solution for the purpose of killing boredom as well as germs and infestation.
Lemon Pledge by DrMeathammer January 28, 2010
lemon pledge hoedown
when a person that u dont enjoy to be around gets lemmon pledge on them because u spilled it on him or her.
it can also be used as a prand
it can also be used as a prand
if there is a girl walking through a door and u put an open bottle of lemmon pledge on top of the door, it will fall and get all over her.
john: yo did u see steph get a compleate lemon pledge hoedown ?
jim: dag yo it was quite awesome
john: yo did u see steph get a compleate lemon pledge hoedown ?
jim: dag yo it was quite awesome
lemon pledge hoedown by yttarc ekaj November 8, 2009