Lemon Zing 

A burn utilizing the word zing to make an exceptionally better phrase to use rather than just plain burn or zing.

I pretty much made it up after reading a Tea Bag.

Snufalumpagus: "so where were you last night?"
D-bag: "Doin' your MOTHER!"
*third guy*: oooooooooooooohhh Lemon ZING!!!

Lemon Zing by Snufalumpagus December 18, 2009

Lemon Zinger 

1. A tasty tea beverage.
2. To Splash urine in one's face and say "zing".

1. Mmm that is some good lemon zinger.
2. Yo that bitch was asking for it so i gave her a lemon zinger.

Lemon Zinger by Haksaw March 7, 2014

Lemon Zinger 

While dumping a load on a facial, you intentionally aim for the eye, knowing you've been living on a diet solely consisting of hot sauce and acidic foods.

Quit complaining, it just a lemon zinger, now take your 20 bucks.

Lemon Zinger by Phil McKracken again August 2, 2022

lemonfinger 

When one picks one's rectum and then takes the finger to someone's nose and asks: "Do you smell lemon?"

Bob: "Hey, did you ever lemonfinger anyone in school?"
Gary: "Yeah, I did it to my shop class teacher!"
Connie: "Dear bin Laden, please take me now..."

lemonfinger by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 18, 2021

Lemoning

The act of standing around like a lemon.

Brian- Hurry the hell up, I been Lemoning for the past half hour!

Paul- Sorry Mush.

Lemoning by Call Me Nothing January 27, 2010

Lemoning

A form of sexual activity in which two men recreate the act of juicing a lemon with their genitals

Guess who I'll be lemoning tonight Richard ;)

Lemoning by Ellen McLenald February 25, 2018

Lemoning

When a couple acts as though they are the only ones around, refusing, or barely acknowledging anyone's presence, yet complaining when they are not invited to events. This act makes events sour and unbearable.

Ugg Kaitlin and Ryan are totally lemoning, they didn' even say hi because they were so involved with themselves.

Lemoning by lazerst November 17, 2010