A thin cake, made of meal baked a light brown on the outside, cream coloured on the inside. Will keep sweet for many days if unbroken and left in original leaf wrappings, and extremely nourishing to the effect that one cake would keep a traveller on his feet for a day of long labour. Called "waybread" by elves.
He was away some time, and Frodo after a few mouthfuls of lembas settled deep into the brown fern and went to sleep.
by Sremla August 19, 2003
Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.
**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?
by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014
The most agressive person who you have ever met. If you spot a Lemba, you have to run, fast, otherwise you will go to the ER.
by Candystiis May 31, 2022