lembas

A thin cake, made of meal baked a light brown on the outside, cream coloured on the inside. Will keep sweet for many days if unbroken and left in original leaf wrappings, and extremely nourishing to the effect that one cake would keep a traveller on his feet for a day of long labour. Called "waybread" by elves.

He was away some time, and Frodo after a few mouthfuls of lembas settled deep into the brown fern and went to sleep.

by Sremla August 19, 2003

lembas bread

Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.

**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?

by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014

lemasi

Lemasi is the name of one of the greatest poets of all time. One of his most recognizable works is “Sticks and bones may break my stones, but hurt me can words”

Lemasi was also a world renowned chemist and had a history of fixing pencil sharpeners.

Wow, that guy is very good at poetry, he must be lemasi.

by Lemasi April 21, 2019

Lemas

Lemoore, California. Namesake of Naval Air Station (NAS) Lemoore.

Nevado: Hey bro! I need a stash spot in Lemas for the Moon Stuff and Clear comin' from Visa!

Calacas: Don't stress fool! Just go to the Naval Air Station! I saw some shit on the news about two tweakers who drove into NAS Lemas and crashed into an F-18!

Nevado: Right on homey! If no one was trippin' on those two, then we should have no problems!

by ZXY&ABC July 31, 2019

Braeden Lemasters

Daddy. Stared in A Christmas Story 2 as Ralphie and Kellen in Cabinet of Souls. Also is the lead guitarist in a band Wallows on the side.

Braeden Lemasters is a God

by Modern Mod September 9, 2019

LeMasterita

A variety of a margarita concocted by LeMaster. It usually contains margarita mix, Tequila, Rum, and 90 proof Peach Schnapps.

Whoa, I can only have one more LeMasterita or else I am going to pass out.

by BigBadJohn June 23, 2008

Lesbasian

An Asian lesbian

yo don't waste your time with ling ling she is a total lesbasian

by Alk357765 May 28, 2009